SKLON: So Fur could you please explain to us why Billionaires suck.
FUR: First of all let me clarify something, if it wasn't for me their would be no Billionaires. I created them. They suck because they think their in control of everything, when in truth their my little puppets. I am the master and I am the one who created this game. Without me they would not exist. They suck because their minnows that have no idea what real wealth is.
SKLON: What exactly is wealth in your mind?
FUR: Hoarding lot's and lot's of money in places that people don't think of. Yeah these ass hat's hoard there money in all the obvious places that anyone with a computer can find on the net. If your going to hoard learn from a master start hoarding were no one knows were your money is like Easter island......????.....FUCK!
SKLON: What about the Easter island.
FUR: hmmmm Easter what?
SKLON: Tell us more about Easter Island.
FUR: Did any one ever tell you your tie looks like some one threw up on it.
SKLON: ..........
FUR: OK why the fuck not. As you know I been alive well like before forever. And you know those statues on Easter island, well in reality that's a bank, I payed for it and built it. Yeah I built the island so I could stash my hoards of money. I was their 2000 years before the Dutch navigator Jacob Roggeveen visited in 1722. You see the reality of it was their was a small group of people that were living about 200 miles to the west and their small island was sinking and well I like them, they were good to me and kind of saw me as some sort of God, so me being the philanthropist I hand the Easter Island built for them, so they could relocate, and at the exact same time the I built a 4 story vault below the island to hold my treasures. And those Giants on Easter island were also my idea. Sense the people were still very primitive I told them to carve giants to scare potential ships away, it work for a very long time.
SKLON: Wow I had no idea. So you said you been around before forever? What dose that mean?
FUR: Let put it this way I was around before the Big Bang, 4000 years before the Big Bang.
SKLON: REALLY!? Are you God!?
FUR: Uh yeah I'm GOD! I only do direct deposit and 95% tithing.
SKLON: So how would you describe all your wealth?
FUR: Well put it this way when you been alive sense even before the beginning of time, you are the one who not only created it, you also benefit from it. I have artifacts that would make people shit bricks. History now days is so fuck up. You know the 2,100 year old Antikythera Mechanism found in the Aegean Sea? I knew the people I live with them and have more of their devices. I even have art work and other mechanical devices that predate that by another 41,000 years. Put it this way I have my fingers in everything that has to do with money from the very beginning. Your history book teach your people to think small and be small and small minds stay small.
SKLON: How did you get to Earth?
FUR: Don't want to talk about it.
SKLON: What do you do now?
FUR: I'm opening a chain of coffee houses called Java Smack Coffee among other things.
SKLON: Wait if your so mega rich why do you even bother?
FUR: Giving me something to do, being board sucks.
SKLON: What have you not done?
FUR: Chickens.......?? wait what was the question again?
SKLON: Chickens?!
FUR: Tell me the fucken question again!
SKLON: What have you not done?
FUR: Ehem! Was not paying attention the first time. What have I not done hmmm this is a hard question. I'll pass.
FUR: Ok I had enough Interviews over.
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