NEWS FLASH!

NEW FLASH:     

Whattney Whatts  Reporting. 

The famed quadruple billionaire  Fur still has not been seen or found for over a year.  Sources and insiders believe he was kidnapped by the notorious Mendinite Mafia called the Holy Hoofs of Divine Punishment or Holy Hoofers.   What do they want?  When will they call with a ransom?     The wife of Fur is pleading with anyone for more information to the wear about of her husband.   

In Later News the Triple G Society or  Global Goodwill Gopher is suing the Trump for character defamation.  They are deeply upset that they are being blamed for the large holes that trump is creating with his terrible swing and inability to pass anything in congress.  

A spokes gopher from the society said.  " Due the amount of large hole that exceeded our capability we are not going to be blamed for a new species of genetically engineered gophers capable of creating colossal holes.  And we are also deeply disturbed on how many gopher hating tweet's he post on Twitter.