MEETINGS
Meetings are a vital aspect of Diytriadeadics, so attendance is mandatory. Since our managers are overwhelming busy they will join the meeting via tel monitor, but due to the fact that we can't afford monitors we sincerely apologize.
Here is a break down of your meetings schedules.
5:20 am to 7:00 am PRE-WORK TASK REVIEW:
In this two hour per work review we will go over new ways to make your cubical life miserable. First we will talk about new ways to staple paper together and address new paper colors such as snot ass gray, underwear brown and road kill red. These are highly important task and must be completed with accuracy. In about 5 day from now we are going to be changing our paper over from the regular brand which is very durable to the new brand called Inviso Gone, it is a light weight paper that is very delicate and disintegrates in water, so don't get it wet. This highly destructible paper is very delicate, but oh so cheep. And another important note is try the best you can on not using to much printer ink on it, it has a propensity to get over loaded and holes will appear in the paper from to much saturation. And to update everyone we will begin changing over to black light permanently in two weeks, all other lighting will be shut off. However it is up to you to go to Diytriadeadics office supply and order your own black light for only $450.000, this does not include the power cord which will be a additional $250.00. Each economical earth friendly, enviro bulb will only last 1 hour and can also be purchased at Diytriadeadics for $50.00 each, so be sure to stock up. This will save us on electricity immensely. You will have to learn a whole new set of colors to, because the black light will change he color of the new paper, that is if it even shows up. If all the paper turn into one big gray mass that all looks the same, it still needs to be filed by color, no exceptions.
7:00 - 7:50 POST REVIEW, REVIEW:
In this five minute post review, review each team member will be given 5 minutes to sort through 1500 stacks of mixed colors and identify all 1500 colors. In order to work here you have to know your colors.
7:05 - 8:10 IMPLEMENTATION OF POST REVIEW:
In this hour implementation of post review we let the monkey known a Henry 500-1 take over the I.P.R. He's a bit wild and unruly, but his methods work of us. If he bites you, don't worry he's had all his shot's. His communicator is also broken so all you'll hear from him is a lot of static and a malfunction of a single sentence, that we take no responsibly for. "Work you fucking lazy retards WORK WORK WORK!!!!" He might get a little bit wild and throw things, but don't let that scare you. He an honorable member of the our team and he does his job well.
......................there is more.
This is all going to be drip fed to you, because there a lot. If you haven't already figure out Henry is a Monkey. There is lot's of monkeys. Diytrideadics is corporation.
Meetings are a vital aspect of Diytriadeadics, so attendance is mandatory. Since our managers are overwhelming busy they will join the meeting via tel monitor, but due to the fact that we can't afford monitors we sincerely apologize.
Here is a break down of your meetings schedules.
5:20 am to 7:00 am PRE-WORK TASK REVIEW:
In this two hour per work review we will go over new ways to make your cubical life miserable. First we will talk about new ways to staple paper together and address new paper colors such as snot ass gray, underwear brown and road kill red. These are highly important task and must be completed with accuracy. In about 5 day from now we are going to be changing our paper over from the regular brand which is very durable to the new brand called Inviso Gone, it is a light weight paper that is very delicate and disintegrates in water, so don't get it wet. This highly destructible paper is very delicate, but oh so cheep. And another important note is try the best you can on not using to much printer ink on it, it has a propensity to get over loaded and holes will appear in the paper from to much saturation. And to update everyone we will begin changing over to black light permanently in two weeks, all other lighting will be shut off. However it is up to you to go to Diytriadeadics office supply and order your own black light for only $450.000, this does not include the power cord which will be a additional $250.00. Each economical earth friendly, enviro bulb will only last 1 hour and can also be purchased at Diytriadeadics for $50.00 each, so be sure to stock up. This will save us on electricity immensely. You will have to learn a whole new set of colors to, because the black light will change he color of the new paper, that is if it even shows up. If all the paper turn into one big gray mass that all looks the same, it still needs to be filed by color, no exceptions.
7:00 - 7:50 POST REVIEW, REVIEW:
In this five minute post review, review each team member will be given 5 minutes to sort through 1500 stacks of mixed colors and identify all 1500 colors. In order to work here you have to know your colors.
7:05 - 8:10 IMPLEMENTATION OF POST REVIEW:
In this hour implementation of post review we let the monkey known a Henry 500-1 take over the I.P.R. He's a bit wild and unruly, but his methods work of us. If he bites you, don't worry he's had all his shot's. His communicator is also broken so all you'll hear from him is a lot of static and a malfunction of a single sentence, that we take no responsibly for. "Work you fucking lazy retards WORK WORK WORK!!!!" He might get a little bit wild and throw things, but don't let that scare you. He an honorable member of the our team and he does his job well.
......................there is more.
This is all going to be drip fed to you, because there a lot. If you haven't already figure out Henry is a Monkey. There is lot's of monkeys. Diytrideadics is corporation.
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